Desi sms, Desi funny sms

Desi sms and desi funny sms

• Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!
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• It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance.
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• Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.

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• Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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• A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
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• Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......
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• Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
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• One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
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• kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........
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