Adult Sms and ganday sms
My favourit Adult sms are given below.
Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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• Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
Submitted By : Xub@!r
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• Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.
Submitted By : Xub@!r
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• I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your arse!
Submitted By : Xub@!r
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• Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Submitted By : Xub@!r
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• HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Submitted By: Xub@!r
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• Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Submitted By: Xub@!r
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• Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Submitted By: Xub@!r
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• Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Submitted By: Xub@!r
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• Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
Submitted By: Xub@!r
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• 23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
Submitted By: Xub@!r
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