Newest Sms | New Sms 2

Newest sms and new sms

Hello guys my newest sms collection page 2

Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge

Grl:Or gh�lti ko pale g� kon?
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Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .

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Keep Sm�L�nG
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Pressure is nither good or bad.
You can convert pressure into
negative tension and worry-
or positive expectation and
enthusiasm. It's a choice you make
yourself.

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A GREAT LESSON FOR ALL

A little was flying in winter, it froze and fell to ground.
A cow came dropped some dung on it.
Bird began to realise how warm it was and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird and dug him out and ate him.
LESSONS:
#Not everyone who drops shit on is your enemy.
#Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
#When you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.

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"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality.

If you
can dream it, you can make it so."
- Belva Davis
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][ ToDaYzZz tHoUgHt ][

Learn from the mistakes of others.


You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
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IK NAMAZ QAZA KARNE WALA (BESHAK WO QAZA PARH B LE) IK HAQB JAHANUM ME JALE GA.EK HAQB MAIN 80 SAL HOTE HAI.AUR IK SAL MAIN 365 DIN.AUR QAYAMAT KA ik DIN 50 HAZAR SAL KA HOGA.YANI IK QAZA=2CRORE 88LAKH YRS IN JAHANUM! Do frwd this msg. Agar ik bhi namazi ho gaya qyamat tak ap ko sawab milta rahe ga!
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Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
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Meri ammi ko bulaa de koi
Warna mujhko hi sulaa de koi

Mujhko bistar ki to aadat hi nahin
Apni godi main jhulaa de koi

Shayad aa jaayen wo rona sunkar
Mujh ko bewajah rulaa de koi

Mainey kaee roz se nahin khaya
Us mohabbat se khilaa de koi

Mujhko khwaahish nahin miley duniya
Mujhko ammi se milaa de koi…
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"1 zarori Masla"
wo Islami Ya ALLAH k Nam k sms Jin Me Likha Jata Hai k Itney Logon ko Forwerd karein To khush khabri Miley Gi warna kei saal k liye Unlucky Ho Jaogey Forwerd karna
"GUNAH-E-KABIRA" ha Jo Msg Fwd ho chukey Hain unpey suchay Dil say Touba karni chahiye

"Mufti Akmal sahib Q-tv"Plz Fwd.


Dino ma Afzal tareen din Jumme ka din hah Azan ki Awaz sunte he kahre DO frokht band kar du agar ye samjo tumare haq ma bahte he
Al Qurran soura Jumma
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Love . . . . . .

Friends . . . . . .

Care . . . . . .

[ These All Fun & Games Until Someone Gets Hurt. . . . .Then Its Hilarious ]


" Anmo£ Batien"

1-"Wafa" sekhni ha to Pholon se sekho,Jo Tehni se juda hote hi Murjha jate hen

2-Dusron ki Galtian bhul jao,mgr apni 1 Galti bhi Na Bhulo"


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O | ORNING
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!"'!_!'"!
! = AVE A NICE
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!,,,,/ AY

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Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
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Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge

Grl:Or gh�lti ko pale g� kon?


Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .

This Msg Is Brought To You By Wapda / Kesc . . .


Keep Sm�L�nG
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Pressure is nither good or bad.
You can convert pressure into
negative tension and worry-
or positive expectation and
enthusiasm. It's a choice you make
yourself.
____________________________________________________________

A GREAT LESSON FOR ALL

A little was flying in winter, it froze and fell to ground.
A cow came dropped some dung on it.
Bird began to realise how warm it was and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird and dug him out and ate him.
LESSONS:
#Not everyone who drops shit on is your enemy.
#Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
#When you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.

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Newest Sms | New Sms

Newest Sms and new Sms

Hello Guys These are newest sms Posted By Shakeel Shahzad.

Never give all ur luv n attention to 1 person, coz sumday if dat person decides 2 leave u, u'll hv no1 left wid u...
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It breaks your heart, to see the one you love is happy with someone else.........
but..
its more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you........
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"To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."
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When I lost you, I loved you more.
but, between the two of us, you lost the most..
coz i can love another the way I loved you.
But, you wud never be loved, the way I used to love you..
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Teacher: 'Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible'

One student: 'Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again'

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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

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Har dil faryad nahi karta, Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta, bhool jaein aap ko ek pal k liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta
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ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga

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Hazrat Muhammad salallaho alehe wasallam said..

'MusaLmano tum me se koi shaks apni peshani se us mitti k asar ko saaf na kare jo namaz me sajde se lagi ho q k jab tak namaz k sajde ka nishan us k chehre or peshani per hai farishte us k liye dua e maghfirat karte rehtay hain''.
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IK NAMAZ QAZA KARNE WALA (BESHAK WO QAZA PARH B LE) IK HAQB JAHANUM ME JALE GA.EK HAQB MAIN 80 SAL HOTE HAI.AUR IK SAL MAIN 365 DIN.AUR QAYAMAT KA ik DIN 50 HAZAR SAL KA HOGA.YANI IK QAZA=2CRORE 88LAKH YRS IN JAHANUM! Do frwd this msg. Agar ik bhi namazi ho gaya qyamat tak ap ko sawab milta rahe ga!

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Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
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Meri ammi ko bulaa de koi
Warna mujhko hi sulaa de koi

Mujhko bistar ki to aadat hi nahin
Apni godi main jhulaa de koi

Shayad aa jaayen wo rona sunkar
Mujh ko bewajah rulaa de koi

Mainey kaee roz se nahin khaya
Us mohabbat se khilaa de koi

Mujhko khwaahish nahin miley duniya
Mujhko ammi se milaa de koi…

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"1 zarori Masla"
wo Islami Ya ALLAH k Nam k sms Jin Me Likha Jata Hai k Itney Logon ko Forwerd karein To khush khabri Miley Gi warna kei saal k liye Unlucky Ho Jaogey Forwerd karna
"GUNAH-E-KABIRA" ha Jo Msg Fwd ho chukey Hain unpey suchay Dil say Touba karni chahiye

"Mufti Akmal sahib Q-tv"Plz Fwd.
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Dino ma Afzal tareen din Jumme ka din hah Azan ki Awaz sunte he kahre DO frokht band kar du agar ye samjo tumare haq ma bahte he
Al Qurran soura Jumma

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Love . . . . . .

Friends . . . . . .

Care . . . . . .

[ These All Fun & Games Until Someone Gets Hurt. . . . .Then Its Hilarious ]

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" Anmo£ Batien"

1-"Wafa" sekhni ha to Pholon se sekho,Jo Tehni se juda hote hi Murjha jate hen

2-Dusron ki Galtian bhul jao,mgr apni 1 Galti bhi Na Bhulo"

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G |'""\/"""|
O | ORNING
O |__|'v'|__|
D


!"'!_!'"!
! = AVE A NICE
!__! !__!



!""""\
| D )
!,,,,/ AY
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Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
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Adult sms, Adult sms junction, Ganday sms

Adult Sms and ganday sms

My favourit Adult sms are given below.


Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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• Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
Submitted By : Xub@!r
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• Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.
Submitted By : Xub@!r
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• I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your arse!
Submitted By : Xub@!r

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• Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Submitted By : Xub@!r

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• HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
Submitted By: Xub@!r

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• Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Submitted By: Xub@!r

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• Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Submitted By: Xub@!r

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• Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Submitted By: Xub@!r

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• Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
Submitted By: Xub@!r

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• 23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
Submitted By: Xub@!r

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Sms, Decent Sms

Decent SMS Messages, Decent Text Messages, Nice SMS Messages, Nice Text Message, Free Nice SMS, Nice SMS Forwards, Hindi Nice SMS, Urdu Nice SMS

Never give all ur luv n attention to 1 person, coz sumday if dat person decides 2 leave u, u'll hv no1 left wid u...
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It breaks your heart, to see the one you love is happy with someone else.........
but..
its more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you........
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"To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."

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When I lost you, I loved you more.
but, between the two of us, you lost the most..
coz i can love another the way I loved you.
But, you wud never be loved, the way I used to love you..
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Teacher: 'Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible'

One student: 'Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again'

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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

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Har dil faryad nahi karta, Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta, bhool jaein aap ko ek pal k liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta


ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
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jate kahan k raat ki Banhain theen mushtael....
chupte kahan k sara jahan apne Ghar mAin thA.
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Hazrat Muhammad salallaho alehe wasallam said..

'MusaLmano tum me se koi shaks apni peshani se us mitti k asar ko saaf na kare jo namaz me sajde se lagi ho q k jab tak namaz k sajde ka nishan us k chehre or peshani per hai farishte us k liye dua e maghfirat karte rehtay hain''.
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IK NAMAZ QAZA KARNE WALA (BESHAK WO QAZA PARH B LE) IK HAQB JAHANUM ME JALE GA.EK HAQB MAIN 80 SAL HOTE HAI.AUR IK SAL MAIN 365 DIN.AUR QAYAMAT KA ik DIN 50 HAZAR SAL KA HOGA.YANI IK QAZA=2CRORE 88LAKH YRS IN JAHANUM! Do frwd this msg. Agar ik bhi namazi ho gaya qyamat tak ap ko sawab milta rahe ga!

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Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
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Funny Sms, Funny Jokes\

When I call u; 1 means I’m thinking of u, 2 ring means i like u, 3 means i miss u, 4 means........pick up phone idiot


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• aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.



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• chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na


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• kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai

Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay

Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !
****heehehhe****

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• One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you


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• The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?


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• im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!


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• 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!


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